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Comment on How to Use a Urinal by Jaybird

Jaybird — Tue, 27 Sep 2011 11:50:51 +0000

If your dick is 10 inches or more you must show it to everybody in the room.

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Comment on How to Use a Urinal by Charles

Charles — Sat, 28 May 2011 14:29:07 +0000

Let’s stop using guy slang like “junk.” There are perfectly good words that grown-up men can use, without getting all queer and giggly about it. You’re not a junior-high girl (I hope).

Comment on How to Be a Bachelorette Party by Ilona

Ilona — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 11:54:41 +0000

I like your new blog, but where am I supposed to get movie recommendations from now?!

As for the bachelorette party – I’m thinking of doing without. Or at least not in public. Or if in public, without announcing to the world that I am about to get married. In any case, your post has exposed me to the horrors and douchiness of the entire endeavour.

Comment on How to Use a Urinal by Mike Weber

Mike Weber — Thu, 12 Aug 2010 03:06:45 +0000

Single Steve,
Hilarious post on your site. I suggest everyone read it as well. There’s a guy hoisting his daughter above a sea of urinators! The whole site is good.

Thanks for the comment.

Comment on How to Use a Urinal by Mike Weber

Mike Weber — Thu, 12 Aug 2010 03:04:10 +0000

JC,
I like the idea of turning opposite the other guy as you leave. It never occurred to me. Who knows how many dudes I’ve pissed off (and nearly pissed on) by turning toward them in my haste to get the hell out.

But that’s why we’re here, to teach each other how to not piss each other off.

Comment on How to Use a Urinal by Single Steve

Single Steve — Thu, 12 Aug 2010 02:29:51 +0000

Hilarious. Love it. Kepner pointed me to your website. Similar to a post I did about bathrooms: http://www.singlesteve.com/2009/02/bathroom-humor/

Comment on How to Use a Urinal by JC

JC — Thu, 12 Aug 2010 01:36:01 +0000

Agreed with all the rules above, but would add 2 more (and these may be primarily workplace rules):

1) If there are two urinals… when you’re done, you turn out, not in toward the other guy. Don’t be pivoting in toward me as I’m still in progress.

2) For the love of god, WASH YOUR HANDS! I know who you are. I see you on a regular basis. WASH YOUR HANDS!

And a bonus rule for any bathroom designers:

3) Bathroom doors should open out so you can push them open with your elbow without forcing you to touch the door handle (the same door handle that was touched by people who broke rule #2).